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amillionroses:

entertainmentweekly:

"I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

Bless.

RIP Joan. You witty, charming woman

amillionroses:

entertainmentweekly:

"I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

Bless.

RIP Joan. You witty, charming woman

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we-all-share-one-moon:
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My new jam

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kimbaland:

relevant to my life

kimbaland:

relevant to my life

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birchbox:

Always.

birchbox:

Always.

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Pearl is one!!!

Pearl is one!!!

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When I put my out-of-office autoreply up and leave for vacation

whatshouldwecallme:

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yes. this.

exactly one week from right now this will be ME!

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two years ago today <3 

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"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via thearistocatic)

Wow. 

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hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.


What she said

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

What she said

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Shes a good sport about watching real housewives with me… until the monkeys show up

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maryanne:

talklikealady:

joodle:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WTF? Is this news to anyone else?

Whatttttt

reblogging for sister teacher sarah - did you know about this?!?!

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azinthecle:

Just so awful. I hope he finds the peace he needs.

azinthecle:

Just so awful. I hope he finds the peace he needs.

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